About Our Team
I love going fast almost as much as I love my family and friends. I hate long walks. I listen to country music and rap. I hate coffee but will drink a yellow/black NOS. I can drive anything with wheels and some things without. I will give you the shirt off my back. I was just a kid from Akron with a dream. Now I’m a little tired, a little wired, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!
HEAD UNICORN WRANGLER
I love wine, my dog, my cat and my daughter, Bella – not necessarily in that order. I get hangry when not fed at appropriate intervals throughout the day. I bust balls when necessary, and I don't take shit from anyone! When all else fails bring me a wheel of gouda with crackers and remember that color-coded spreadsheets make me happy.
SITH LORD OF INGENUITY
I’m one of those weirdos who loves numbers, but I also have a serious creative side. My friends and family mean the world to me, especially my wife and baby-on-the-way. Food and cheap beer are the way to my heart. I live for the summer when I can spend time around a bonfire with my friends or head out to the lake. I may not always catch dinner, but I can always catch a buzz. You can usually find me cooking with Helene, a Busch (heavy) in my hand and listening to 50s music on original vinyl.
BREAKER OF GLASS CEILINGS AND MOTHER OF BRANDS
My first language is English, but I’m also fluent in sarcasm. I enjoy drinking wine and laughing with my friends until my face hurts (usually while drinking said wine). I fiercely love my family and would do anything for them. Most nights you can find me “forcing” Cody to watch Grey’s Anatomy or next to a bonfire drinking a nice, stiff caffeine-free coke. (Please note, I am currently pregnant, so I’m basically a permanently exhausted panda with the appetite of a small village who wants Swensons milkshakes every day.) My favorite dessert is a Swensons hot fudge, peanut butter milkshake. Please bring me a milkshake. Yes, it will get you an entry.
ITALIAN CUISINE CHAUFFEUR
I absolutely can’t live without hockey or a nice, juicy, sirloin steak. I enjoy playing guitar, producing and editing videos and playing hockey with my friends. I’m a very determined person and will do whatever it takes to get the job done. I believe that the key to happiness is surrounding yourself with good people and good food… actually, most of the time good food is all I need.
DIAGNOSER OF WEIRD NOISES
I’m the guy in the rig. I’m also the guy fixing ‘em. When I’m not driving truck, I like to take my wife and two kids camping or at least run the 4-wheeler around a few times. I unwind after a long day with a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and a good meal.